So I got a new toaster this year. It's great. I love it...when I'm paying close attention.
Burniness of Toast VS Time
So, as you can see, there's an ideal level of burniness. However, it's somewhere between “completely toasted” and “not toasted at all.” Basically, I have to watch this toaster vigilantly and wait for the precise moment when the toast is golden and crunchy. Also, I'm proud of my new word, burniness.